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I, BULBOUS: Time-Out Page

I, BULBOUS: Time-Out Page
I, BULBOUS: Time-Out Page by ~ibulbous

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I, BULBOUS: Intermission

I, BULBOUS: Intermission
Congratulations. If you are reading this, that probably means you have safely arrived at the official INTERMISSION of I, BULBOUS: A Book.

If you have arrived at this INTERMISSION in good faith, we invite you, The Reader, to divert yourself for no longer than five minutes with the "zany" mazes and puzzles to be found on pages 1,479 through 1,610. (All aforementioned "zany" mazes and puzzles are suitable for children ages 3 through 7.)

If, however, you are reading this without having read the preceding 1,477 pages of I, BULBOUS, you are to return to the page from whence you came, making sure to pause for fifteen minI, BULBOUS: Intermission by ~ibulbous

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I, BULBOUS: The Text Adventures of Anton Forsythe

I, BULBOUS: The Text Adventures of Anton Forsythe 3.0, Virtual Clown Errant
You are trapped in some sort of lair in which there sits a man with a very large head.

>> look at man's head

You cannot look at the man's head on account of the blinding green light radiating from the plutonium heat shield embedded in the aforementioned man's very large forehead.

>> ok

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

>> exit lair

There is no exit to the lair – none that you can see, anyway.

>> look for exit

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

>> look around lair

I'm sorry. I don't understand.

>> look at lair

The lair is big and dark. There are human skullsI, BULBOUS: The Text Adventures of Anton Forsythe by ~ibulbous

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I, BULBOUS: A Suspect Lineup

I, BULBOUS: A Suspect Lineup
The days that followed your husband's murder were hollow days, dull days, meaningless days, tethered to one another by strands of legal procedure and actuarial formality, a damp and clammy handrail that you clung to for lack of any other tangible form of temporal guidance.

Death is not a something that the living can understand, but this is especially true in your case. Your husband was found liquefied on a sidewalk in Spanish Harlem, his bones dissolved to chalk and his blood literally boiling on the pavement. The sort of trauma your late husband was subjected to, said the coroner, could only have been, er, affeI, BULBOUS: A Suspect Lineup by ~ibulbous

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LORD BULBOUS, LIZARD KING OF THE LAOBANS

I AM LORD BULBOUS, LIZARD KING OF THE LAOBANS

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~Lord-Reginald 15 hours ago New member General Artist

WE SHALL FACE THE MASQUERADE TOGETHER AND OBLITERATE THE IVORY TIGERS OF THE SALTED STREAMS.

WE SHALL MEET IN THE LANDS THAT FIRST BREATHED TENDER DREAMS.

SUNSET AWAITS WITH LILAC EYES.